40 ODD Things about me.

40 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 40 things about your friends, and let them learn 40 things about you!
1. Do you like blue cheese?
Absolutely!

2. have you ever smoke heroin? No need too, no desire to. Look at the trouble & money I saved myself

3. Do you own a gun?
Yes, and I hit what I aim at. (Scary, huh?)

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?
Don’t do Sonic. At least, I haven’t yet.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Nope

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
An Oscar Mayer once in a while is ok. I’m fussy about the wieners I stick in my mouth. ;)

7. Favorite Christmas movie?
It’s a Wonderful Life (*triggers gag reflex) Nah, it’s ok.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee… jumbo, with a large bore hypodermic to get it in quicker.

9. Can you do push ups?
Does “with my tongue” count?

10. Wait, no question #10??? what kind of deal is THIS???

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I currently don’t have any, but would love to have some nice rings or ornamental dog tags.

12. Favorite hobby?
Playing, writing, and singing my music.

13. Who do you tell all your secrets too?
My friend Mikey,…and now my partner Chris

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
oh! See the pretty birdie? I like chocolate. What’s your name again?? Vaginas can be scary things. Can you repeat the last question again?

15. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
I’m tired of being heavier than I should be.

16. Middle name?
It starts with an “S”. (nice try, s-hole!)

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment...
That last question was stupid.
I wonder when Chris is going to call.
Whoa! It’s getting warm in here.

18. Name 4 things you bought yesterday?
Coffee
Lunch
Gas
Diet Coke

19. Name 4 drinks you regularly drink
Diet soda
Coffee
Ice water
Black Velvet & Ginger Ale

20. Current worry?
I worry about my son, currently serving his second tour of duty in effin’ Iraq.

21. Current hate right now?
George Bus and anyone who supported his lying ass that got us in to this eff’d up Iraq war in the first place.

22. Favorite place to be? With my kids, my bf Chris, and with My friend Mikey23. How did you bring in the New Year?

Home…alone. Wish someone cared enough to spend it with me that night. 24. Where would you like to go?
On a cruise ship. Went once and loved it. More! More!

25. Name three people who will complete this?
1.Chris (maybe)
2. Mikey (maybe)
3. Maineypoo stew. (maybe)

26. Do you own slippers? Yes. (and they are not pink and fuzzy…but hey, maybe someday…lol)

27. What shirt are you wearing?
My Smirnoff “Drink Responsibly” black t-shirt

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Sleep? Sure. Sex? Hell yes. ;)

29. Can you whistle?
Like a canary.

30. Favorite color?
Buh-loo

31. Would you be a pirate?
Wanna sit on my peg leg, matey?

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
“Be my Love”

33. Favorite girl's name?
Chantille Joy

34. Favorite boy's name?
Shane

35. What's in your pockets right now?
Keys, change, pocket knife, phone, wallet. *yawn*

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Goliath, my little Weiner.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Dry, clean ones, free of DNA ;)

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
I’m torn between being electrocuted by 480 volts with a firehose, partially amputating my finger in a can-crushing machine, and rupturing 2 discs in my spine. I think for long-lasting, mess you up for a lifetime, pain…I’ll pick my back injury.

39. Do you love where you live?
Heck no, but the price is right.

40. How many tvs do you have in your house?
Two.