1. Gay men always want to be the center of the attention.
“Actually, I am shy and don’t like crowds, but I‘m a fair musician and singer”
2. Gay men have oral fixation.
“I spent 41 years unable to smile and horribly self-conscious because of a bad dental abnormality. I am currently waiting to be fitted for dentures. Fixated?
3. Gay men roll like girls.
“Roll? Roll my OWN, perhaps…but I prefer to “roll” with my friends, play music, go to the race track, visit with my family. I do my own thing. You ?”
4. Gay men are mommas boys.
“My mother passed away 18 months ago. I adored her, but she taught me to be strong and stand up for myself and that there was nothing to be gained by trying to fit in with the crowd. She taught me to be proud and independent.”
5. Gay men think sports are boring.
“I enjoy watching baseball, auto racing, X-Games, and a little football, but I have a life I am not ashamed of and so I don’t need to make hero’s out of overpaid athletes to make myself feel important.”
6. Gay men are obsessed with fashion.
“Are you kidding me? I feel good if I can match my socks. There is nothing wrong with fashion and looking good and dressing well, but it’s not important to me.”
7. Gay men love to dance.
“I wish I could. Despite being musically gifted, I am a horrible dancer.”
8. Gay men love fisting ass.
“Hmmm. I guess I missed the boat on that one. I know a few “STRAIGHT”
guys who get right into handballing though. They also like to performed oral sex on me and then went home to their wives and girlfriends. Hmmm….straight, huh?”
9. Gay men are incompetent running machinery.
“I could drive a car at age 7. I could drive a stick-shift on the family truck at 8. I operated tractors, backhoes, skid-steer loaders, pay-loaders in my TEENS and in the years since. I can field strip an M16 rifle blindfolded and put it back together in under 1 minute. (I learned THAT in the U.S. Marine Corp…Ooh-Rah!) If it has a motor, I have either driven it or repaired it at least once”.
10. Gay men families are the last to know.
“They were the told when I felt it was right. I told my family early in my coming out….starting with my sister and my mother, then the rest of the family. They still love me too.”
11. Gay men are clean.
“ I think good hygiene is a good thing. I love going to the dirt track and watching a race and then coming home to wash the mud off. This is bad? As for me, I will let the straight guys go a week without washing their nut-sack and check in with their wives to see how the old love-life is going…lol!”
12. Gay men lack strong male models.
“I was a Marine and I worked in Law Enforcement for 10 years. My own father is a strong, gentle and proud man who taught me more about being a man than most guys , straight or not, know these days. I think I could teach MANY men about how to be a REAL male role model”.
13. Gay men always have a trust girl-pal by side.
“ I don’t “fear” women, but I have only one who I’d consider a “pal”…and she is married happily and I haven’t even SEEN her for 2 years. Most females are just too “prissy” for my personality.”
14. Gay men have limp wrist.
“ I have two wrists. Sprained once or twice, but never once limp.”
15. Gay men are catty.
“Actually, I a dog lover. Cats are pussies.”
16. Gay men are drama queens.
“Save it for YOUR mama. The only drama I like is on TV or in movies.”
17. Gay men pepper their lives with Pop culture references.
I’m a Pepper, She’s a Pepper, He’s a Pepper, They’re a Pepper. Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too??” (Sorry….Not into it much these days.”
18. Gay men are into water-sports.
“Actually, I DO like swimming and I like the ocean. (Wait, you mean those are NOT what you meant? Oh good GRIEF! I go in the toilet! You should Too!)”
19. Gay men value education.
“Oh boy, I think you have me there! I think education CAN be beneficial if you actually APPLY it, but the best education isn’t purchased….it is learned throughout life. Too many people think college makes you smart. College makes you BROKE, and smarter..(usually)”
20. Gay are whiny bitches.
Some are. Not my thing, except when people call me a “stereotypical gay guy”. *winks*
Which one is your stereotype?
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